The Curious Case of the Missing Table Tennis Table
The weekly Table Tennis Table Group arrived on Monday morning, 23rd Jan, to find that the table tennis table had vanished....
For 'vanished' read 'removed' by one 'G. P.'... sometime organiser of the defunct Youth Club.
Without the table, paid for by Curry Rivel Grant?, the intrepid players of the small cellulose ball played on with a deal of improvisation and dastardly mutterings under their breath. A new (or old) table is being sought, if you can help email email@example.com
Whither the old table, who knows? Why no warning, who knows?